Friday, October 9, 2009


I bet the most frequently searched subject right now is h1n1 symptoms. I have a headache right now. Kennedy freaked me out and said it might be swine flu. I typed in "h" in my google bar and it knew right away that I was searching for h1n1 symptoms.

I don't think it's swine flu. I think it's "I need a nap and then a Coke" flu. I've had both today. Now I'm starving.

Elvis needs a walk. He's growing restless. I can't handle all the barking that he does. Does anyone have Cesar Millan's phone number?

It's kind of gross looking outside. It's also chilly. I like it. I just want to lay on the couch with my soft green blanket and not move until it's time to go to bed.

Stupid cat. I used to love cats, but there's this one neighborhood one that hangs outside our house all the time. Neighbor Karen told me that the people here before us had a rotating door of pets. One of them was this cat. So I bet it's hanging around looking for it's old neglectful owners. Seriously, who buys a pet and then turns it loose on the neighborhood? Now Elvis won't stop barking at it, and it runs away if I try to give it any food or water. Ok, I haven't tried to give it food, but it never took my water. I'm insulted.

Ok. We're walking.


Courtney said...

You're random and it's hilarious. My sister and her two kids have H1N1 and they are MISERABLE. I hope you don't.

Lauren said...

I think you really started hating cats when I got Lola...its ok, you can admit it. P.S. you can clearly tell I'm reading your whole blog in one night.

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