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I bet the most frequently searched subject right now is h1n1 symptoms. I have a headache right now. Kennedy freaked me out and said it might be swine flu. I typed in "h" in my google bar and it knew right away that I was searching for h1n1 symptoms.

I don't think it's swine flu. I think it's "I need a nap and then a Coke" flu. I've had both today. Now I'm starving.

Elvis needs a walk. He's growing restless. I can't handle all the barking that he does. Does anyone have Cesar Millan's phone number?

It's kind of gross looking outside. It's also chilly. I like it. I just want to lay on the couch with my soft green blanket and not move until it's time to go to bed.

Stupid cat. I used to love cats, but there's this one neighborhood one that hangs outside our house all the time. Neighbor Karen told me that the people here before us had a rotating door of pets. One of them was this cat. So I bet it's hanging around looking for it's old neglectful owners. Seriously, who buys a pet and then turns it loose on the neighborhood? Now Elvis won't stop barking at it, and it runs away if I try to give it any food or water. Ok, I haven't tried to give it food, but it never took my water. I'm insulted.

Ok. We're walking.