My day in haikus

Woke up like normal,

Took a short nap on the couch.

This was before ten.

Wal-mart was not bad.

Don't check out behind old guys,

They are slow, confused.

How many high heels

Will be ruined by my dog?

I'll number the stars.

Saw a new movie,

The Invention of Lying

Big disappointment.

Long walk for Elvis.

I'm sad for those stuck indoors.

Please, Walk Your Dogs.

What do haikus use?

Periods, or not? Who knows?

I won't look it up.

P90x still sucks, ugh.

My jeans are still too tight, and

I still like dessert.

WOW! This is harder

than your average blog post.

I think I'm done now.