Monday, July 16, 2012

The best thing about being a woman -- Warning! TMI Alert!

I tend to only half-way agree with Shania. I don't think the best thing is getting to have fun, but the going crazy part seems kind of accurate. However, I wouldn't say that's the best part.

I don't know if this is true for everyone, because I definitely haven't come across it in any of my google searches lately, (which, by the way, let's just say that if anyone ever saw my google search history, they might choose to no longer associate with me) but I am definitely suffering from much more severe PMS after giving birth.

Anyway, thanks to that, my new side effects are extreme irritability followed by anger which leads to a cleaning tirade. On. Every. Front. Plus I have superhuman strength, so that's actually nice. But I had to have a really crappy day first in order to get to that point.

So I'm multi-tasking by steam-cleaning my floors while doing a facial mask. I have recorded the Bachelorette, which I will watch later while painting my toenails.

This week (and past weekend) I have waged a war on fleas in my house. I don't like talking about how my house and dogs have fleas, because it makes me feel like I'm not a good housekeeper (which I'm not.) But I want to be. So I don't want people to think I'm not. But the truth of the matter is, fleas might be more invincible than roaches.

They are parasites which contribute nothing to this planet. They both disgust and infuriate me. The dogs have gotten 2 flea baths this weekend, and it seems as if they gained MORE fleas each time.

Today I went to Petsmart and spent way too much on flea ammunition. This had better work. OR ELSE. I'll keep you posted. Here's how you'll know: If I blog again, it worked. If I don't blog again, I have literally gone crazy and started eating beehives or something.

This blog post seemed a lot more coherent in my head while I was steam-mopping the floors a minute ago...

I don't know what the best thing about being a woman is. Maybe cute shoes? What do you think?

1 comment:

Stephanie Dean said...

Definitely the shoes! Hope those fleas are gone!

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